The weather has us all more or less "holed up" until warmer days. So
naturally, I turned to the great American past time of watching TV until
it is time to live life again by taking to the road. Desperate for any
fragments of life relating to the free feeling of being on the road, I
tried the next best thing and decided to look through the eyes of the
camera into the wonderful world of motorcycling.
I decided to take the historical approach and start with the movie that
formed main stream America's first opinion of what it meant to be a biker
- the ultimate biker classic, The Wild One. I have to give it to
Brando, what an actor! To take that totally lame script and turn it into
such a dramatic performance was truly a feat to be admired. Unfortunately,
this movie horrified America with the prospect of being overrun by droves
of drunken maniac bikers who would destroy their innocent small towns
just for fun. The movie could be summed up as Biker = bad, mainstream
America = good. Let the stereotyping begin.
It took more than 25 years for Hollywood to respond to this movie with
its antithesis, Easy Riders, in 1969. This movie attempted to depict
bikers as misunderstood victims trying to find peace and freedom in a
restrictive world full of narrow-minded bigots that represented main stream
America. The film definitely represented the strong sentiment that existed
during decade in which it was made. Now, according to Hollywood: Biker
= good, mainstream America = bad. I will probably make a few enemies but
I have to say, "Great idea guys" but with the small exception of Jack
Nicholson, who was killed off way too early, the acting was really lousy.
I kept thinking, "is this Peter Fonda's claim to fame?" Also, not to be
picky, but let's be realistic, the bike was beautiful, but as far as a
ride cross country, the design left much to be desired. Oh well, obviously
I have way too much time on my hands to get this analytical so I will
leave off with the notion that it is only a movie so I shouldn't take
it so seriously. Besides that, the soundtrack was so awesome, it overshadows
any issues I may have with the movie.
I guess it depends on individual tastes as to which of these two movies
you consider THE defining biker film. However, I think there are more
contemporary video heroes or I should say, heroines, that truly represent
the American biker. I am referring to the stars of a television show entitled
Two Fat Ladies, a cooking show of all things, that airs on the
food channel. I had never heard of these women before, yet, I stood mesmerized
as I accidentally came across their television show on the Food Network.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw these two middle-aged, overweight
matronly ladies tooling around the English countryside on a Triumph with
a sidecar, as if they were grandmas going to market. The local fish monger
didn't even cast a sideways glance as he threw a fish in the giant wicker
basket on the back of their bike and they barreled off in a cloud of dust
to prepare dinner for a bunch of hungry horse jockeys. Unfortunately,
I discovered these ladies a bit too late as one of them passed away over
a year ago and the show is only seen in reruns.
I submit that it is not the rebellious young Johnny from The Wild
One, nor the disenfranchised Captain America from Easy Riders,
but it is these two saucy old ladies who defy being identified by any
preconceived notions regarding age or gender, who truly represent what
it means to be a biker. These two simple women have done more to redefine
and "unstereotype" bikers in the television world than any high budget
movie. So if you look at it philosophically, we have the good - Easy
Riders, the bad the - The Wild One and the ugly (my apologies
ladies, you are beautiful to me) in Two Fat Women. Indicating the
motorcycling is truly an activity that can be enjoyed by everyone. I really
got get out and ride...