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To Wave, Or Not To Wave

By Kent

I was sitting at an intersection the other day waiting on a stop light to turn. What was obviously a new rider approached from my right and made a left turn through the intersection. At about the mid-point he noticed me sitting there and must have felt compelled by that 'brotherhood-of-bikers' thing to wave. His bike swerved, and though he recovered, he'd clearly had a very close call. Although some are a bit tongue in cheek, it occurred to me that passing on a few guidelines on waving would be appropriate. I hope you enjoy my list.

Rider in or approaching an intersection. Don't wave. A new rider may try to wave back.
Rider in heavy traffic. Even if traffic is light in your direction, don't wave. Again, and new rider may try to wave back.
You are in heavy traffic. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT crane your neck to see over the Jersey wall. What's going on in the east bound side is not your concern. Survival takes precedence over brotherhood-of-bikers protocol.
Kid on a moped. Wave. It will make you both feel good.
Both you and another rider are stopped at an intersection. You don't have to shift into neutral just to wave. A knowing nod is more appropriate.
Mountain roads. Keep your hands on the controls.
Rider on a different brand bike. . Don't be a jerk. Wave. A bike is a bike.
Multiple riders in formation. . Wave to the leader.
You're in formation. Let the leader wave. Your job is to maintain your spacing.
Rider overtaking you. Wave just before you're passed.
Overtaking a rider. Wave as you go by.
Beautiful day, wide country road, light traffic. Wave at everyone. If you're not enjoying the day sell your bike.
Rain. Wave. If rain makes you miserable, take your car instead.
Hottie on the sidewalk. Use caution if you have a backseater. On second thought, go ahead. Seeing your head bob up and down from the blows to your helmet will be quite entertaining.
Someone in a car waves to you. Wave back. Doesn't matter if they ride or not, they are a friendly.
Kids ALWAYS wave.
Motorcycle police. Wave if you want, but they don't usually wave back.
Approaching, or departing from, a motorcycling event. Within one mile of the event, the 'brotherhood of bikers' requirement to wave is lifted, so give your arm a break.
You waved, but I didn't wave back. Don't take it personally. I was lighting a cigar.

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